The Real Reason Amy Schumer And Ben Hanisch Broke Up

In August 2016, Schumer told Howard Stern (via E! News) that marriage and kids weren't on the table with Hanisch for a while. "We've talked about that we don't want to talk about it for two years," she said. "It's just like ... then you have to take care of them, the kids. I don't even have a plant! I can't. I'm not going to water that."

However, she may have changed her mind. Before the split in early May 2017, Schumer openly expressed a desire to marry Hanisch, even in just in the common law sense. "Well, I never had marriage or children as a goal, but I have an interest in making a commitment and saying I am going to stick with you, and I am not going to have sex with anybody else ever again," she told News.Com.Au. "I am going to be someone who will witness your life and I am going to be your partner."

Also in early May 2017, she told E! News that she was considering having kids. "It changes for me sometimes," she said. "I'm like, 'That would be amazing and I definitely want that' and then other times, I'm like, 'I don't know' and then there are so many options — there's adoption, there's your own." If her and Hanisch's visions of the future didn't line up, it may have been best for them to cut their losses and move on.

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